The Cons are calling.

Hotels are for commoners. And you’re anything but that. Whether you’re a Titansteel destroyer wielding warrior, a Quad Core Processor-1.5TB hard drive-32GB RAM-dual 30" monitors-toting techie, or just bid your salary for another rare Golden Age DC comic, VRBO has thousands of roomy vacation rentals in select Con cities, ideally suited for you and all your stuff.

Just pick your Con personality. We’ll hook you up with a place to stay.

 

 

 

 
 
  • Circle strafes in their sleep
  • Love to frag AFK noobs
  • Wishes they got achievements for all those boring real life chores
 
  You should book a rental with VRBO b/c:
IOHO, no hotel is going to have enough room for your portable self-made gaming rig, LAN party bag, cables, switches and other gear, not to mention all that Con loot.		  
  • Has more than one iPhone
  • Participated in Gizmodo.com’s plasma vs. LCD discussion
  • Gets anxious around TV’s that are less than 42”
 
  You should book a rental with VRBO b/c:
The thought of not having at least 16 outlets at your disposal and manually turning on the coffee maker is too much to bear.		  
  • Can recite Asimov’s Three Laws of Robotics
  • Thinks life is worth living thanks to Kristen Bell
  • Is a member of the United Federation of Planets
  
  You should book a rental with VRBO b/c:
There’s no way a hotel will have the proper security protocols to protect your vintage Trilogy Lando action figure, Clone Wars Lightsaber, Starfleet uniform or Stormtrooper jumpsuit and helmet.		  
  • Refers to their Hyundai Accent as their epic mount
  • Has bagged out on a hot date b/c they had a raid
  • Yells “Fie!” when you spill coffee, are late for work or sent an email without the attachment
  
  You should book a rental with VRBO b/c:
The thought of hotel housekeeping touching your swords and cloaks pulls major aggro, plus you need a place where you can celebrate major pwnage without disturbing other guests.		  
  • Saw the new Pepsi logo and thought, “WTF?”
  • Drowns out client gripes with streaming Pandora
  • Craves a world sans Comic Sans
  
  You should book a rental with VRBO b/c:
Hotel room design is an oxymoron. 		 
 
  • Loves them some RSS
  • Finds Twitter restrictive
  • Checks for comments on the half-hour
  
  You should book a rental with VRBO b/c:
Crammed hotel rooms stifle creativity. You need a quiet, uninterrupted place to unleash your deepest, most clever and most brilliant insight.		  
 
  • Knows the difference between a comic and a graphic novel
  • Understands the advantages Mylar-D has over polyethylene
  • Knows that being super-articulated has nothing to do with speech
  
  You should book a rental with VRBO b/c:
Hotel rooms lack the temperature and humidity controls you need to protect your autographed classics, action figures and limited edition prints.		  
 
  • Builds their own computer at least every two years
  • Has more than five email addresses
  • Has corrected a salesperson on technical specs more than once
  
  You should book a rental with VRBO b/c:
A low-tech hotel room will just make you angry as will being interrupted while hacking the alarm clock, the PPV, and while rewiring the thermostat.